MAN-THING

dMYD DVD
Starring Steve Parker from Neighbours

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Being a Marvel movie that nobody knows or cares about, not a Dutch Pornography Instructional Video. Obscurest of the obscure Marvel comics headliners, Man-Thing is a supernatural defender of swamps and the South and stuff and… Jesus. It’s poorly filmed, poorly directed, badly acted, terrible, dimly lit, hastily though-out, gimpily plotted, stupid, vaguely racist, unfunny, badly scripted (that’s no man, it’s a MAN-THING, man!), hideous, unfaithful to the source-material, misogynistic, crap and terrible again, with a special effects budget of 58 dollars and a villain who looks like an obese Terry Gilliam.
Consequently, it’s better than Daredevil, The Punisher, The Punisher: War Zone, Blade Trinity, Elektra, X-Men: The Last Stand, Ghost Rider, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and the upcoming Ghost Rider 2.