FROM PARIS WITH LOVE

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Starring John Travolta

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I’ve seen the full trailer for Kick-Ass now, and it does look very good. After nearly a decade of CGI catching up to comics in order to make superhero films… kick ass, it finally seems as if clever directors are bringing a second wave of all-new, all-different hero flicks to piss about with the formula, such as the forthcoming ‘A RENZOKUKEN TO THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE FILM INDUSTRY, THE MOVIE’ and this, Mark Millar’s hyperjumpy teen-kicking fantasy punktacular. The colours are as bold as spitting in Barack Obama’s face, and the action looks suitably wire-tastic, specifically the bits where a ten year old girl literally kicks a gangster in the arse whilst shooting him in the face. Funny too, with swearing and dick jokes a-plenty, like going to a Blink 182 concert in ’96 with Jason Statham. Most unbelievable award goes to Nicholas Cage though, who finally seems to be doing something good in something good. A return to greatness? This greatness? http://cageloveskart.ytmnd.com/. I’m looking forward to it, and it looks 860,000 times better than Wanted.
From Paris With Love is pure shit.