BLACK DYNAMITE

dMYD DVD

Starring Michael Jai White

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KICK! PUNCH! IT’S ALL IN THE MIND! Funny’s all in the mind, awesome’s all in the fists; Black Dynamite has a mind, two fists and a huge penis, and he’s using all four in an endless battle against crime. Does that sound like a good film? If it does, it’s because it is. Hooray!

More knowing than Grindhouse with more exploitation than the Murdoch papers, Black Dynamite grabs the Epic Movies, Date Movies and Scary Movies by the metaphorical balls and twists them until they cry, shoving real parody down their honky throats by adhering like a saint to its source material and actually remembering to make you laugh along the way. Escalation of insanity is the order of the day, helped along by hilarious actors you’ve never heard of rather than an addiction to celebrity cameos by people who should have had their careers chopped off at the ego back in the mid-90s. MJ White is the king of this new court; superbly deadpan whilst making people dead; he’s good enough to make you want to seek out the rest of his work for evidence of awesome. Oh. What? He was Spawn? In the movie of Spawn? Ah. No, no, best just watch Black Dynamite again, drunk. It’s funny and fun. What the hell more do you want? Get out of my kitchen.